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Zimbabwe's Hottest Gossip: Broke Matonga ditched by mistresses

  • tapera · 3 months ago
    ya Matonga ihure remunhu.Ko Vimbai shamwari yangu from University of Zimbabwe aiita Bsc Economics and you used to rent her a flat in town and give her lots of goodies.Chisingaperi chinoshura.I feel sorry for you bt you really deserve.Go back to your wife and ask for forgiveness i am sure she will forgive you but merely because there is Aids these days its going to be so hard to take you back to be her husband.How can you say somebody who used to pay fees for you, you dump her like that.God is not a fool.Lets not as individuals forget where we came from.Embrace those who love you and do not strive to hurt their feelings.
  • Matu,zvi Adona · 3 months ago
    Grace needs a young stud, she will take him.
  • swazi · 3 months ago
    inotambika, uchadya izvozvo
  • Anonymous · 3 months ago
    This goes on to show that without Zanu pf, these blokes are nothing. Chihure chevanhu ava is legendary and we should actually encourage it because the silent killer is on our side, look at Chihuri, Mudenge,Mohadi, John Nkomo and possibly sekuru etc, vese ava vari mubhazi.
  • AITA CHAKE NDIHOMBARUME · 3 months ago
    WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ZVAIWANA NGWARATI KUDYA IRERE NYAYA YACHO UCHAIWONA CHETE WHETHER DEAD OR ALIVE. TOO MUCH KUDA KUSHAMISIRA NEMARI YEROPA IWE URITSURO YEMUBOOK.
  • Smart Sanctions · 3 months ago
    Campaign for the boycott of Jona Moyo's evil project. He is back to haunt you, now hit him were it hurts, let those newspaper issues pile up until they dish them out as toilet paper. Say No to Jona's H-Metro. Please send text messages and e-mails back home, I have texted many so far. Use your US$1 to de-campaign this evil project and give it a stillbirth- time is of the essence true Zimbabweans.
  • chriss · 3 months ago
    tough luck son. whoever called you bright was being sarcastic. you are just another dim-witted idiot. zanu has done it before and you are not going to be the last one to left high and exposed to dry in the sun. tough luck political bitch!!!!
  • Charlie · 3 months ago
    Not so Bright ..Eh?
  • kakati · 3 months ago
    enda kumukoma wako jonathan muno fudza mombe kutsholotsho
    kamba yemunhu
  • NDIME · 3 months ago
    ZVAITIKA HOKOYO IYE AYIKUPEREKEDZA KU COURT HERE VABEREKI VAKE VACHI UYA KUBVA KU BRITAIN USADARO BRIGHT WAKAMDARIREIKO MUDZIMAI
  • haalume chinhu · 3 months ago
    Anonymous, I enjoyed your comment. I think this signals the beginning of a dying clique of mahures. tell us vamwe vari mubhazi ndivanani?
  • Media Studies · 3 months ago
    The first cut is the deepest. Siyabonga
  • masokisi akabooka · 3 months ago
    Wama-ma muface, u think u are clever. Unobata huyanga mukadzi akakupa hupenyu, vabereki vake Anne unofunga kuti vanofara nazvo zvawakaita mwana wavo. Muchama-ma vanhu ve zanu manga majaira kuba. Ini i am going to speak to Anne ndotobata zvangu chimoko.
  • George · 3 months ago
    Not-so-bright !!!! You should hop into bed with Jonathan Moyo, a perfect match. Gudo
  • Mafirakureva · 3 months ago
    Usatambe!Usatombotambe zvako neupenyu iwe Bright.Upenyu wakwoma zvekuti dhu-u zvekuti wati wadi?Nzira yawakafamba nayo muupenyu iyi yakawoma zvekuti rega uwone zvako.Uchachekwa!Upenyu hauna ma "executives".
  • jojo · 3 months ago
    wamama bright
  • Wenyoro · 3 months ago
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Mubairo wezvivi ndirwo rufu. Kuonererwa nemari dzengoda muchitora mukondombera pose pose zvino wabatwa nemukondombera apa usisina mari. wamama wamama.
  • Dr Ignatius Morgen Chombo · 3 months ago
    Nhaiwe matonga chihure chako wanga wanyanya bhururu, you remember me warning you last year pa heroes acre, you remember that??? eheee, ndozvnoiita vakadzi mufanha. now that you are broke you will learn these things. iam also told kuti kana mari yekurimisa gore rino hauuna, no more printing cash saka watonotora loan ku bank mufanha, we will help were we can but its a game of US$ now so its tough. iam also told murungu wako aaakusvirwa mu harare umu ne vafanha, you see now, waakusvirirwa mu british wakatarisa, manje so??? and also may i lastly say that please stop makuhwa ako mu party, anyanya...madhara are aware of that, ndosaka wakanyimwa post. stupid ..little Mvuu-let
  • Hekeche · 3 months ago
    I understand nyaya iya yeku ZUPCO irikumutsiridzwa futi! Yaa kana zvinhu zvoda ku shata zvinotodaidza nevazukuru vazvo shuwa! Anywhre inotambika bhururu, nesuwo vana tsuro takabvira kare kutimba pasi netsoka saka join us tinenge takawanda! Yaa, chaisewa caakutemura shuwa! Iye wo Bright, Cabinet ya dissolvwa, pasisina Govt after elections, wongoramba uriwega uchiti he-ee takawhinha, hee-ee MDC varoyi??? Makanyanya mwachewe! True Zanu stalwarts kept miromo yakavharwa nekuti waisaziwa kunoenda nyaya!!!
  • Shumba · 3 months ago
    Wamama
  • tomana · 3 months ago
    Bright matonga uri dununu mukosho wemvuu chaiwo. Ikozvino hauna mari, hauna mukadzi. chero small house chaiyo. haa you are a big disgrace my friend. ini zvangu attorney general ndaakutoluma iwe uchilumila....
  • sigobogo watuvi jamus · 3 months ago
    this is one zombie who has displayed arrogance pese pese. nevakadzi haulume chinu, ungatolumwa ndiwe. Natsa kwabva kwaunoenda kwakafongora
  • Sikombela Chete · 3 months ago
    Aizve! Wototi maromo anenge beche regwavava.
  • Ndini chete · 3 months ago
    I i anzwa veduwee Bright not so bright sure
  • Omuhle · 3 months ago
    Mufera akshata uyu varume. Chokwadi mari yakanaka otherwise vanhu vas=kashata kudai vangadai vachiri ma-virgin.
    Pasia mari, which woman in their right mind would shag this creature
  • haalume chinhu · 3 months ago
    beche regwavava rakaita sei nhai Sikombela chete??
  • wezhira · 3 months ago
    zvakaoma hazvo. ilesson iyoyo, munhu rega kuti kana uri pamusoro pegomo otuka vari pasi, vakudze nokuti paunodzika gomo ivo vanenge vokwirawo.
  • mr buns · 3 months ago
    Kudyaire kudya zwawapfupi nge masuru zvino nhasi ngezvipi now tochioita look at you toona kuti muri kamba dzaanhu
  • Mai besa · 3 months ago
    Maiwonaka zanu akasenzeswa ndobva asiyiwa pachena. Chihure baba ava chiiko.ajaira kugara bhurukwa ririmumakumbo hanzi ari pachirongwa ladies beware mushonga wemakonzo
  • doto · 3 months ago
    matonga musathanyoko.i used to cringe my teeth listening to ur interviews with sky or bbc news at election time.hope une aids mhata yemunhu,pfambi uchasura chando.
  • Kusvikazvanaka · 3 months ago
    Chisingaperi chino.....Rume rimwe harikombi...Mubairo wezvivi ndirwo....Matakadya kare....

    Rangarira kuti Zimbabwe haikudi iwe navamwe vako veZPF. Unofa uchidyiwa nenhunzi chete
  • kk · 3 months ago
    AFA NENYORA HAACHEMWE. ATAKURA NGWENA AIDA . REGAI ZVAKADARO . ACHADZIDZISAWO VAMWE.ZINGIZI GONYERA PAMWE MARUVA ENYIKA HAAPERI.
  • Chiyangwa · 3 months ago
    Iwe mufanha inonzi zanu pf, yakadya mari yako yapedza newe mufanha. wakazvinyanya iwe, pa BBC, SKY everyday kutoiita mbiri isina ne basa rese. now that uri pachirongwa, mari hauna, purazi wakapedza kuuraya mombe uchitengesa nyama kuti udye na sharon mugabe, wave rombe. you are also unemployable mmufanha, sense of making money or business hauna. dai usina kutuka ma british you would go back ku UK and work as a driver as you did at the Dagenham car plant years ago. uchasura chando blaaz, and iam sure vaye wavaikwirira vakadzi vachakusekawo, sezvo wave kukwirirwa wako murungu already. stupid idiot. and please stop begging me for money, enda ky Bank or enda unooona Gono, not me im also struggling to keep my business afloat.